Whisky in The Jar Parody
1
As I was goin’ over,
the ‘Bama-Kerry mountains
I came ‘cross Hunter Biden
and the money he was countin’
I first produced my pistol,
then drew my macheté
I said: stagger and deliver,
Or the devil he may take ya
I took back all our money
and it was a pretty penny,
I took all of our money
and I gave it to the needy,
The debt’s a steadily risin’
Pols spending no tomorrow
Soon we’ll be insolvent
Unable more to borrow
(refrain)
Mush a ree, dum-a-doo, dum-a-daa
Whack-fo ma’ daddy-o
Whack-fo ma’ daddy-o
There’s whiskey in the jar
2
Camel’s got a nose
Under tent & Constitution
HR1 & Trillion2
To be forced upon the Union
Blue States are bailed out,
Absentees and dead a votin’
Mail-ins & harvestin’
To bring the corpse a flotin’
(refrain)
Mush-a-ree, dum-a-doo, dum-a-daa
Whack-fo ma’ daddy-o
Whack-fo ma’ daddy-o
There’s whiskey in the jar
3
Being straight and sober
For to cancel the woke culture
I pulled the plug of plunder
And drained the swamp asunder
Threw water on Pelosi,
Tar & feathers on Chuck Schumer,
They said Biden started thinkin’
But it only was a rumor
(refrain)
Mush-a-ree, dum-a-doo, dum-a-daa
Whack-fo ma’ daddy-o
Whack-fo ma’ daddy-o
There’s whiskey in the jar
4
Term Limits are the remedy
Balanced budgets a solution
Defund DC & Article 5
In lieu of revolution
Ballots just on paper
And counting only legal
No cheating on the tally
All votes must be believable
(refrain)
Mush-a-ree, dum-a-doo, dum-a-daa
Whack-fo ma’ daddy-o
Whack-fo ma’ daddy-o
There’s whiskey in the jar
5
Migrants at the border
Pronouns in all the bathrooms
How can the people cope
On opium, pot & mushrooms?
We’ll peaceably assemble
by our First Amendment
and not forsake the freedom
protected by our Second
(refrain)
Mush a ree, dum-a-doo, dum-a-daa
Whack-fo ma’ daddy-o
Whack-fo ma’ daddy-o
There’s whiskey in the jar
​

From the chinavirus & forced lockdowns,
to massive absentee & mail-in voting,
to poll workers ejecting observers
& obscuring questionable vote counts,
the 2020 election cycle was an un-natural act


~ 1,700 corruptions & counting signal rancid corruption in our broken national election process
State by State, legislature by legislature
act early, well b4 2022
Database
and other open cases: COVID-19, Capitol Protest, GameStop
And if calling your congressman, senators, & state reps didn't work ~ because they're part of the problem,
Call for a Constitutional Article V Convention of the States
