Whisky in The Jar Parody

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As I was goin’ over,

the ‘Bama-Kerry mountains

I came ‘cross Hunter Biden

and the money he was countin’

I first produced my pistol,

then drew my macheté

I said: stagger and deliver,

Or the devil he may take ya

I took back all our money

and it was a pretty penny,

I took all of our money

and I gave it to the needy,

The debt’s a steadily risin’

Pols spending no tomorrow

Soon we’ll be insolvent

Unable more to borrow

(refrain)

Mush a ree, dum-a-doo, dum-a-daa

Whack-fo ma’ daddy-o

Whack-fo ma’ daddy-o

There’s whiskey in the jar

2

Camel’s got a nose

Under tent & Constitution

HR1 & Trillion2

To be forced upon the Union

Blue States are bailed out,

Absentees and dead a votin’

Mail-ins & harvestin’

To bring the corpse a flotin’

(refrain)

Mush-a-ree, dum-a-doo, dum-a-daa

Whack-fo ma’ daddy-o

Whack-fo ma’ daddy-o

There’s whiskey in the jar

3

Being straight and sober

For to cancel the woke culture

I pulled the plug of plunder

And drained the swamp asunder

Threw water on Pelosi,

Tar & feathers on Chuck Schumer,

They said Biden started thinkin’

But it only was a rumor

(refrain)

Mush-a-ree, dum-a-doo, dum-a-daa

Whack-fo ma’ daddy-o

Whack-fo ma’ daddy-o

There’s whiskey in the jar

4

Term Limits are the remedy

Balanced budgets a solution

Defund DC & Article 5

In lieu of revolution

Ballots just on paper

And counting only legal

No cheating on the tally

All votes must be believable

(refrain)

Mush-a-ree, dum-a-doo, dum-a-daa

Whack-fo ma’ daddy-o

Whack-fo ma’ daddy-o

There’s whiskey in the jar

5

Migrants at the border

Pronouns in all the bathrooms

How can the people cope

On opium, pot & mushrooms?

We’ll peaceably assemble

by our First Amendment

and not forsake the freedom

protected by our Second

(refrain)

Mush a ree, dum-a-doo, dum-a-daa

Whack-fo ma’ daddy-o

Whack-fo ma’ daddy-o

There’s whiskey in the jar

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From the chinavirus & forced lockdowns,

to massive absentee & mail-in voting,

to poll workers ejecting observers

& obscuring questionable vote counts,

the 2020 election cycle was an un-natural act

~ 1,700 corruptions & counting signal rancid corruption in our broken national election process

State by State, legislature by legislature

 act early,  well b4 2022

Database

and other open cases: COVID-19, Capitol Protest, GameStop

And if calling your congressman, senators, & state reps didn't work ~ because they're part of the problem,

Call for a Constitutional Article V Convention of the States

 Get the message:                            TERM LIMITS for Congress

The Article V of The Constitution - Solution!

 common sense cuisine